SEX-A-MA-PHONE

 

SEX-A-MA-PHONE will change the way you meet people.  Your friends (or that hottie at the bar) will love the way this amazing machine takes a sample of a person’s breath, analyzes it, and gives one of 128 different readings from “Wicked Hot“ to “Doink” and all kinds of craziness in between.


Beautifully designed, you’ll hook them first when they see the SEX-A-MA-PHONE contraption in action.  It looks and sounds like a quality, time-worn antique from the future.  A fantastical old-world apparatus straight out of an H.G. Wells novel, it functions like a mechanical instrument with switches, fancy gauges and the spinning results wheel.

• Simply blow into the mouthpiece to set the machine in motion

  1. •Watch as your breath swirls into the glass chamber for analysis

• See the results wheel spin and work it’s magic

  1. •Personalized readings tell you if you’re the Hot-Ness or the Not-ness!

The results range from very positive and complimentary to sarcastic and funny. It will nail your personal sex appeal every time, making the SEX-A-MA-PHONE a big hit at parties, clubs, or just hanging out at home.  A perfect way to start a conversation, flirt or just have fun with friends.  If you have ever wished for the ideal ice-breaker, the SEX-A-MA-PHONE is it.

With two modes tailored to either male or female readings, you won’t want to put it down.  Want to get the most out of your SEX-A-MA-PHONE?  For predictable results, see if you can find the hidden features.


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Need help with the SEX-A-MA-PHONE?       Email tech support:  support (at) smergeco.com

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Warning:

The use of pharmaceuticals and/or alcohol may increase the effectiveness of SEX-A-MA-PHONE.  SEX-A-MA-PHONE is not responsible for unwanted pregnancy or STDs.  If you experience an erection lasting for more than eight days, do nothing.  Do not use SEX-A-MA-PHONE if you have bad breath.  Side effects may include sleeplessness, arousal, black eyes, relationships, families, incarceration, one-night stands, loss of dignity, illusions of grandeur, impaired judgment, enhanced libido, swelling of certain extremities and/or sexual intercourse.

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